Joel is back!

And so are TV's Frank and Trace Beaulieu (and others). See, for Mother's Day (my first), Michael got me the first Cinematic Titanic DVD, The Oozing Skull, and it's hilarious. The movie is pretty god awful. There's a Middle Eastern dictator, a crazy doctor, a dwarf, an imbecile with an acid-mangled face, an atrocious woman with the worst hair imaginable, and so much more. Well, I've only just started watching it, but I'm liking it a lot. Sample line: "Yeah, instant death is the death of kings." Ahh, I missed those guys.

"Nothing says 'this car hasn't been tampered with' like the popped hood."